Stand outside their dorm room with a boombox Leave them on open on Snapchat DM their ex on Instagram Take them out to Ray Photoshop them into pictures with you Bring them chicken nuggets on Thursday Go to the chapel with them Express your feelings in Morning Mail Steal a golf cart and drive them […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I just found out that my significant other is allergic to every single flower known to man and hates all chocolate (I promise she’s fun!), and CVS has nothing else that is Valentine’s Day related. What should I get her? Nervously, Drug Store Drags Dear DSD, Don’t sell CVS short. […]
by Lil Wit ’21 The mushiest, most lovey-dovey, better-not-be-alone-because-that-sucks day of the year (unless you want to be conventional and remember that this day is actually the feast day for a saint who was martyred for the sake of spreading the Catholic faith and is esteemed in the eyes of the Church to be canonized […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I am alone on Valentine’s Day as per usual. What should I do to treat myself on this very special holiday? Woefully, Lonely Luke Dearest Lonely Luke, I remember my first lonely Valentine’s Day like it was yesterday. I was 15 years old and my boyfriend of 12 years had […]
I Googled how to slow dance You smell different when you’re awake You remind me of (insert family member here) We would make cute kids together You look better than usual I love you (#thankunext) I get sweaty when I look at you Have you put on weight? I liked your pictures online better My […]
Love Advice Haikus Flowers, lovers, greed. Never had it but a dream. Smoked, woked, make believe. by Jay Willett ’20 If you are unsure with what to do. Trust yourself, And follow your heart. by Sarah Kirchner ’21 Someday near or far, I know that I will find you, somewhere close or […]
by Erin Lucey ’20 February 14, 2014 Dear Diary, Today will be my third time leaving the comfort of my cozy yet dreary, constantly bustling yet lonely hospital room since I moved in four months ago. I only really leave for very special occasions–the past two being my 25th birthday and Christmas Day. I was […]