Listomania: How to make someone fall in love with you

by Connor Zimmerman on February 14, 2020


Stand outside their dorm room with a boombox

Leave them on open on Snapchat

DM their ex on Instagram

Take them out to Ray

Photoshop them into pictures with you

Bring them chicken nuggets on Thursday

Go to the chapel with them

Express your feelings in Morning Mail

Steal a golf cart and drive them to their classes

Hide under their bed

Give them all your Friarbucks

Tell Dot to tell them how you feel

Buy their Black and White Ball ticket (if $20 isn’t an act of love, I don’t know what is)

Wear clean clothes

Wear their clothes

Request their location on Find My Friends

Watch You for tips

Get them the flame from Slavin lawn instead of a candle