Tag: listo
Listomania: Things Professors Say/Do Over Zoom
by The Cowl Editor on September 3, 2020
Features
“Hope you’ve all been staying healthy!”
“Does anyone have the answer?” Silence.
“Unprecedented times.”
“So I’m gonna share my screen…now.”
“Can everyone see it?” To the muted class.
“We CaN’t HeAr YoU yOu’Re On MuTe.”
“Do you like my virtual background?”
“Do my audio/visuals look alright to you?”
“Alright, I’m going to separate you all into breakout rooms now!”
“Let’s all turn on our videos and unmute ourselves now.”
Listomania: Things that should be Yankee Candle scents
by The Cowl Editor on November 14, 2019
Features
Eaton Street Cafe Mozz Sticks
Eau de Paul Rudd
Nug day
The Cowl fresh off the press
Insomnia cookies
Dunkin’
McPhail’s milkshakes (all of them in one candle with mix-ins)
McDermott
Nail polish remover
Gasoline
The smell of defeat
Harry Styles’ unwashed hair
Tide Pods (do not eat)
The expired milk in my fridge
Home Depot
Mondoz
Post SRW depression