Listomania

by Sarah McLaughlin '23
Editor-in-Chief


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Weirdest Reasons People Get Fined

  • Breaking a ceiling tile (and bringing it outside for some reason)

  • Pulling the fire alarm as a social experiment

  • Opening the emergency door to throw out a beer bottle

  • Opening the emergency door to sneak friends in

  • Breaking the dryer door

  • Stealing a COVID sign

  • Breaking into the telephone and data room

  • Making a fun game out of knocking down the exit signs

  • Stealing the soap dispensers (at least you’ll be clean)

  • Stealing shower curtains (seriously, why?)

  • Playing real-life Mario Kart with the move-in carts

  • Setting off a smoke alarm because you burned microwave popcorn