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Listomania: Essentials for Super Bowl Sunday
by The Cowl Editor on February 1, 2019
Features
An extra TV if you smash yours
First aid kit
Lucky underwear
A pound of buffalo wings to stress eat
Extra pants in case of an emergency
Liquids to hydrate
Water bottles to pee in during overtime
My autograph from Tom Brady (#humblebrag)
Fire extinguisher
Face paint
Extra couches
A shoulder to cry on if your team loses *cough LA fans*
Best of Maroon 5 playlist
Ice for drinks and injuries