Hey Tiff and Earl, I think my roommate is attempting to sacrifice me so they can get all As on their midterms. They’ve been burning multiple candles in my room, claiming they suddenly want to become fluent in Latin, and told me they need to practice for some “ritual” that will happen in our room […]
Best Halloween Movies Halloweentown Hocus Pocus Coraline The Nightmare Before Christmas The Shining Beetlejuice Edward Scissorhands Leather Face Halloween Sleepy Hollow Scream The Corpse Bride Nightmare on Elm Street Frakenweenie
Dear Tiff and Earl, This past weekend, Khalid came to PC and put on a really good show! I want to get more into his music, as I had never really listened to his stuff before the concert. Any songs you’d recommend and why? Thank you! Newly Converted Khlowns (this is Khalid’s fandom btw) Dear […]
Things to hide from my parents before they visit My extensive stash of alcohol My Urban Outfitters corset My credit card statement My unopened textbooks My shot glasses My “White Lies” T-shirt My bowl The 100s of opened tabs on my laptop My significant other’s sweatshirts (they think I’m single) My significant other
Worst Darty Themes Groutfit America (during the second week of September) Boston Tea Darty Beach Denim Neon Tight ’n Bright Blackout Whiteout Decades
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve been training really hard, attempting to beat Dean Sears in the Friar 5K. Any advice to crush the best runner at PC in his own race? Sincerely, Future Marathon Runner Yo Future Marathon Runner, If you want to beat Dean Sears in the Friar 5K, you have to start adding […]
Worst Places To Show Your Parents On Parents Weekend Ray Guz Eaton Street Communal bathrooms Chad Brown Street Where I failed my civ final Radcliffe Avenue Foxy Lady The middle of the flame where the pee sits Suites Any freshman male’s dorm
Dear Tiff and Earl, I just got my first Civ paper prompt, and to say I’m freaking out is an understatement. I haven’t done any of the readings for this class yet and I only have a couple of days until the paper is due. Any advice? Sincerely, Major Procrastinator Hey Major Procrastinator, Like you, […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, The first (official) darty of the semester is coming up, and my roommate and I still haven’t managed to find a solid friend group to accompany us. Any advice for quickly making friends so that we can live out our darty dreams? Sincerely, Future Darty Crasher Dear FDC, If you really […]
Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz” “I don’t like to give out As” “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!” “No unexcused absences” “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class) “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade” […]