Dear Tiff and Earl, I just downloaded LinkedIn and I don’t know how to polish my resume. Please send help, so I don’t spend the rest of my life living in my mom’s basement. Thank You In Advance, Jobless Senior Dear Jobless Senior, Looks like someone didn’t take “Don’t wait, Slavin 108” to heart. You’ve […]
Seniors We Will Miss Next Year <3 AJ Worsley Aidan Lerner Marelle Hipolito Grace O’Connor Maura Campbell Addison Wakelin Julia McCoy Madeline Morkin Madison Palmieri Liam Tormey Leo Hainline Lillie Hunter Brooke Rioux Colleen Joyce Angie Nguyen Nicole Patano All of them <3
Best Things to Find in an Easter Egg A $100 bill Tickets to Coachella Another smaller egg Those little foam dinosaurs that grow in water A coupon for free tuition The fat squirrel from the fall An engagement ring Full-sized Kanye A crumpled up exam answer sheet A personalized poem written by Dean Sears
Dear Tiff and Earl, I was walking around campus today, and I can’t help but notice the fat squirrel from the fall is missing. I need to know if he survived the winter…any ideas as to where he is? Sincerely, Squirrel Enthusiast Dear squirrel enthusiast, I ate him. Tiff Dear Squirrel Enthusiast, I have it […]
Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert Pitbull The Rock Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock) Machine Gun Kelly Frank Sinatra (hologram version) Macklemore Doja Cat Kanye West (featuring Skeet) Travis Scott Dr. Taylor Swift Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?) Rihanna (post hiatus tour?) Ed Sheeren My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I caught my crush and best friend making out in the broom closet at Black and White Ball this weekend. How do I emotionally recover? Insincerely, Heartbroken :( Dear Heartbroken, I must confess that your story, like a middle-aged man with Santa at the mall, does not sit right with me. […]
Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert Pitbull The Rock Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock) Machine Gun Kelly Frank Sinatra (hologram version) Macklemore Doja Cat Kanye West (featuring Skeet) Travis Scott Dr. Taylor Swift Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?) Rihanna (post hiatus tour?) Ed Sheeran My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans […]
Celebrities Who Should’ve Been at the Big East Tournament Pete Davidson (only if he brought Kim) Kanye West (would he and Pete fight?) Dean Sears Timothée Chalamet Nicole Patano (our fave EIC) Nate Watson (think he’d make a TikTok with me?) Big Time Rush (without their opening act) Dot (PC misses her greatly) The Cheetah […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, This spring break, I booked a trip to the Bahamas and upon landing, found out I have COVID. What are some COVID-safe quarantine activities I can do while all my friends are on the beaches having fun? Sincerely, FOMSB (Fear of Missing Spring Break) Dear FOMSB (Fear of Missing Spring Break), […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m a non-basketball student-athlete and I feel like we don’t get enough clout. Do I need to become the next Nate Watson on TikTok? Sincerely, A PC Second-Class Citizen Dear Second-Class Citizen, …there are non-basketball student athletes? No cheers for you, Tiff Dear PC Second-Class Citizen, Although I’m sure there are […]