September 16, 2019

Posts from "Christmas"

  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Listomania: Christmas Gifts for Your Haters

    A Snowball-ed House Blockbuster/Borders Gift Certificates The Torch (as a Plushie, a Keychain, a Decal…You Name It) Figgy Pudding Fruitcake Feral Cats A Bag of Flaming Poop A Restraining Order Spray-On Hair Re-Gifted Presents A Gym Membership A…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Tiff and Earl

    Making PC an emotionally stable place one letter at a time…* Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I survive the Hunger Games-style battle for study spaces this finals week? Sincerely, The Tribute of District McVinney     Dear Tribute, Ha…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

      Dear Tiff and Earl, What is the proper etiquette when there are potentially-suspicious activities going on in the shower stall next to me? Sincerely, Not So Squeaky Clean   Dear Not So Squeaky Clean, Ummmm, what? What, I mean,…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2017

    Listomania: Best Ways to Increase Your Holiday Weight Gain

    Consume all the Soft Serve in Ray Binge-Watch Netflix* Go Black Friday Shopping on a Scooter Visit a Chocolate Buffet Marry a Haven Brother Boycott the Gym Listen to Justin Bieber…or Chris Brown Procrastinate, With Subsequent All-Nighters Kälteen Bars Door-to-Door…

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  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Ho Ho No   Dear Scrooge, Why don’t MORE people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving??? Christmas is the best and most magical time of the year, and…

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  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Listomania: Things We’re Thankful For This Year

    Roommates Traffic on I-95 Doors Getting Slammed in Our Faces RIPTA Schedules The End of Prohibition Low-Profit Bookstore Buybacks Morning Mail Not Having Screens on Dorm Windows Friar Dom’s Terrifying Mouth PC Squirrels Joe Biden’s Book Tour Communal Bathrooms North…

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  • Features | Nov.09, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I prepare for an impending thunderstorm? Sincerely, Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head   Dear Raindrops on My Head, Is this an emotional thunderstorm or a real thunderstorm? Because the two are vastly different,…

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  • Features | Nov.09, 2017

    Listomania: Weirdest Nicknames Ever

    Clammy Doo Doo* Dingleberry Merm Jo-Jo Banks Bugs Beaner Bubby Rotten Egg White Pagina Carlos Danger Fungus Dixie Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramirez *for a sophomore in college

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  • Features | Nov.02, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Kylo Ren: hot or not? Sincerely, Definitely Not Finn   Dear Finn, Ya know, if Kylo Ren was a girl, I would call him a “butter face,” or “but her face.” His body is so hot.…

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  • Features | Nov.02, 2017

    Listomania: Civ Colloquia We Wish Were Offered

    Naptime Through the Ages Historical Accuracy of Game of Thrones The Science of Chicken McNuggets The Study of the Torch Raunchy Greek Art Development of Eastern Civilization The Rise of Dunkin’ Donuts History of Dentistry Pets in the Ancient World…

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