July 24, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Sep.13, 2018

    Listomania: Bad Reasons to Call PC Security

    My mozz sticks got cold. Um, I’m kind of…stuck. In the flame. My syllabus says that Tuesday is a Monday schedule. I called Fix-It two months ago and they still haven’t come. A squirrel jumped out of a trash can…

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  • Features | Aug.30, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What should I do to make this semester my best one yet? Sincerely, Thirsty for Knowledge   Dear Thirsty for Knowledge, Buy all your textbooks, binders, and Five Star notebooks from the bookstore for…

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  • Features | Aug.30, 2018

    Listomania: Things We Don’t Miss About Summer Vacation

    Driving Five Hours to See College Friends Broken AC Units Paying to Park at the Beach Sharing the Car with Your Siblings Spending All of Your Free Time with Your Parents Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Minimum Wage…

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  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I only have $10 left on my card; how do I make it through finals week without starving? Sincerely, Will Do Things For Money   Dear Penniless Person, You starve. I know that’s tough to hear,…

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  • Features | May.03, 2018

    Listomania: Rejected Listomania Ideas

    Hottest Friars Best PC Bathroom Graffiti Ways To Cheat On Your DWC Exam Athletes We Would Date Most Useless Majors Places To Hide Stolen Cowls Ways To Avoid Parietals Schools Better Than PC Worst Things You Can Find In A…

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  • Features | Apr.26, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I don’t have any grad schools or job prospects lined up.  What do I do? Sincerely, Failing At Life   Dear Failing At Life, Lol. And you think I do? I decided that all I want…

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  • Features | Apr.26, 2018

    Listomania: Things We Do Instead of Studying for Finals

    Look at the Torch Adopt a Goldfish Make a Fort Out of Our Books Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists Contemplate Mortality Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen Clean Our Rooms Watch Dog Videos Dump Bugs in Ray Food…

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  • Features | Apr.19, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your opinion on breakfast for dinner? Sincerely, Green Eggs and Ham   Dear Green Eggs and Ham, I am a huge fan of brunch all day, any day, at any time of day, so long…

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  • Features | Apr.19, 2018

    Listomania: What To Do If You Don’t Have A Spring Concert Ticket

    Go in the Friar Dom Costume Cry Ride the RIPTA Have Your Parents Email About it Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket FaceTime Someone at the Concert Put on Your Own Concert Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on…

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  • Features | Apr.12, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is your celebrity crush? Sincerely, BuzzFeed   Dear BuzzFeed, This one’s a no-brainer: local Providence College celeb Adam Hanna. I stroll on down to the Met every chance I get in hopes that his transcendent…

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