November 21, 2019

Posts from "Poetry"

  • Poetry | Oct.24, 2019

    Four-Hundredth Fall

    by Sean Tobin ’20 One of mine, but given: Today when I arise And see slow-rolling skies Illuminate what lies This bleak side of heaven, Just one thought do I save— How bless’d this northern shore; The same which fathers…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Listomania:Classes We Wish Were Offered

    eSports  Basket Weaving How to Tap a Keg Sodexo Cooking How to Get into Credit Card Debt Avocado Toast Colloquium History of the Marvel Cinematic Universe Metaphysics of Living in an Aquinas Double Ray Burnt Toast Prevention Ethics of Cult…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Friartire: President Pooh

    by Pooh Bear Fanatic ’21 Xi Jinping, president of the People’s Republic of China, made headlines last week when reports of his lawsuit against Walt Disney Productions resurfaced for their use of his likeness in their depiction of Winnie the…

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  • Features | Oct.24, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m allergic to pumpkin spice. How do I assimilate into society? Blandly, Not-Spice Girl Dear Blandly,  That’s really tough, especially this time of year. But a pumpkin is just a gourd, so you can make a…

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  • Poetry | Oct.24, 2019

    Providence

    by Erin Venuti ’20  

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I have no idea what a cowl is. Can you please tell me? Confused, A Boogie Wit a Cowl   Dear Boogie Wit,  A cowl is the newspaper you are currently holding to read this. I…

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Listomania: New Milkshake Flavors for McPhails

    The blood of my enemies Ice Only toppings Sour Patch Kids White Claw Apple cider Pumpkin spice Mystery 😉 Ray leftovers Jungle juice Mint Juul pods McPhail’s popcorn Chicken nugget (broccoli topping option) Four Loko Tide Pod Insomnia Cookie A…

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Friartire: The Beast is Stirring

    By Lil Wit ’21 It’s getting to that time of the year. The leaves are slowly falling, just like students’ spirits because midterms are on the horizon.    Studies show that students dread midterm week for several reasons. For one,…

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  • Poetry | Oct.10, 2019

    Captive

    by Gabriela Baron ’20   I can’t believe that you did that to her. You wore a mask of false integrity. She was a captive, now unleashed from “sir” Yet sinking back into naiveté. The door is open, but she…

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  • Creative Non-Fiction | Oct.10, 2019

    Abroad Scaries

    by Samantha Pellman ’20 When people tell you that abroad wasn’t real life, they’re not lying. It really wasn’t and there are too many examples I can provide you with to prove it. I’ll choose one, maybe the best one.…

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