GoFor Inc. Redbubble artist Catfishing old men Charging electric scooters Uber or lyft driver Participating in a psych study Professional Ray date Selling your hair Donating your Find your Nemo fish to science Uploading feet pics Cutting Fr. Shanley’s grass Selling McPhail’s popcorn on Eaton Street Selling your parking pass Life coach Selling stolen Cowls […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I get onto the show Caught in Providence? My parents are big fans and I want to make them proud. Looking to get caught, Caprio’s Number 1 Fan Dear CN1F, If you want to get Caprio’s attention and make your parents proud, you have to do something creative […]
by Clara Howard ’20 Freshman year English class, my teacher asked us to open Macbeth and ever since then, his lady has meant “ambition” to me. And ever since then I’ve been told I should act like my life has one track that’ll bring me straight to the throne otherwise known as a job I’d […]
by Grace O’Connor ’22 She looked down at the picture longingly as she walked down the beach. Her fingers wiped off the thin layer of dust as they brushed over the creases on the photo. Her smile was big and bright and her eyes had this twinkle of hope. Looking at the photo of when […]
by Jay Willett ’20 Adrenaline, the veins on my temple popped, blood pumped away from the brain and into the legs. Don’t look back, otherwise, it’ll get you. Though the basement was finished, and the carpet bristled under my pacing feet, it was a dungeon, miles underneath Celtic gravel. Stripped of sight, the setting of […]
by Sarah Heavren ’21 What is a poem? It’s a series of words. Its lines contain more Than a rhyme to be heard. What is a painting? It is meant to express A certain idea That shouldn’t be suppressed. What is a story? It’s something to be told. It’s happy or sad Based off how […]
by Sam Pellman ’20 I turned around one more time and swallowed back the tears that were forming. I’d be back in four months, but why did that feel like an eternity in this moment? No, I can’t cry, I won’t. The car ride was silent. No one knew what to say. I was leaving […]
by Erin Venuti ’20 In the third grade, your world is very small. There’s the house, the grocery store, the dance studio. Most importantly, there’s that brick building with the linoleum floors and the bright fluorescent lights to which you’re transported each morning in your mom’s trusted minivan. This is the elementary school. This was […]
Dorms A torch A scooter lane More hot dog carts An Insomnia Cookie Nitro Cart drive-thru More parking spaces Trees A canal for Waterfire A slip n’ slide Designated Uber pick up spot Designated vaping zone White Claw garden Designated darty zone An amusement park train Mental/emotional breakdown lane
Dear Tiff and Earl, My roommate went to find the tunnels and I haven’t seen him in a week. What should I do? Sincerely, Only Slightly Concerned Dear Only Slightly Concerned, Here’s something they don’t tell you in orientation: Yes, you’re technically not supposed to know about the tunnels but that’s because there’s a […]