August 12, 2020

Posts from "Portfolio"

  • Portfolio | Feb.06, 2014

    To Find a Suitable Pen

    by Amanda Brown ’14 Portfolio Staff If you really want to be serious about yourself, Write with a fountain pen, a black fountain pen. Your hospice nurse wants you to die faster. But she wants you to live because she…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    Tiffany & Earl: Contagious Senioritis

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, I’m a second-semester senior, and I’m ready to be done with school. I have a total lack of motivation for my last semester, but I know that I can’t cop out because I need to finish…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    LAX

    by Amanda Brown ’14 Portfolio Staff LAX it’s 9:03. Thought I heard you next to me. I saw the sun rise twice today. Smoked my first cigarette Since that time last May. I fly to L.A. all the time The…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    Winter on a Summer Day

    by Justin Fernandez ’15 Asst. Portfolio Editor Poured out, the skies return to normal hues. The overcast slides away, gone without a clue. And Earth now quivers under the weight, While dreams collapse to tear the fate. Into the cleft…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    Solstice

    by Emily Goodnow ’14 Portfolio Staff He blinds her like a winter solstice sun, Glazing over snow, impairing her sight. His illuminating rays sometimes stun When they penetrate the surface just right. He is the single snowflake that suspends Untouchably…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    Food

    by Melanie Souchet ’14 Portfolio Staff Animal lovers always have this weird fantasy of being able to talk to their pets. In a way, I can see where they’re coming from. It would definitely give a person certainty to know…

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  • Portfolio | Jan.30, 2014

    A Calculated Life

    by Kiernan Dunlop ’14 Portfolio Staff Walter Denton spent the majority of his life doing one thing: waiting. In the morning he would wake up precisely at 6:18, take a five minute shower, get dressed in record time, eat breakfast…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.05, 2013

    Tiffany & Earl: Gifts

    Dear Tiffany and Earl, My girlfriend invited me to spend Christmas with her entire extended family. Yes, all 27 of them. Grandparents, aunts, uncles, cousins, and second cousins included. The pressure is on like Donkey Kong. So my question is,…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.05, 2013

    Christmas Ruminations

    by Justin Fernandez ’15 Asst. Portfolio Editor Under the tree I soon discover The gifts I hide are too great in number. I count on burning fingers, Singed from charring Yule logs and Lights of red and green and blue,…

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  • Portfolio | Dec.05, 2013

    Listomania: Worst Gifts to Get from a Significant Other

    A stripper Tickets to a Nickelback concert A $100 gift card to The Foxy Lady An eviction notice An engagement ring from a previously failed relationship 12 drummers drumming A weight-loss video A STD A five-pack of granny panties An invitation…

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