Dear Tiff and Earl, What is the proper etiquette when there are potentially-suspicious activities going on in the shower stall next to me? Sincerely, Not So Squeaky Clean Dear Not So Squeaky Clean, Ummmm, what? What, I mean, I, I just have no idea what you’re talking about. At all. I have no […]
Consume all the Soft Serve in Ray Binge-Watch Netflix* Go Black Friday Shopping on a Scooter Visit a Chocolate Buffet Marry a Haven Brother Boycott the Gym Listen to Justin Bieber…or Chris Brown Procrastinate, With Subsequent All-Nighters Kälteen Bars Door-to-Door Christmas Parties Leftover Halloween Candy Double-Fried Turkey Try all Starbucks Holiday Drinks, in Venti *while […]
by Julia Zygiel ’19 In the heat of imagination You loved me back Held me with the intention to keep me In a haze of unreality everything has significance your silence your deafening blabber the smallest sigh is despair a half smile is the ecstasy of love it encapsulated me until it was […]
by Jonathan Coppe ’18 “What’s the deal with limp-biscuit over there?” Al scoffed, gesturing toward Logan, who stood rather listlessly some 50 feet off. “I don’t know,” Jim shrugged back. “I’ve been tired of seeing him moping around the apartment. I thought maybe coming out with us would help, give him an adrenaline rush […]
by Sam Pellman ’20 I’ve gotten lost multiple times in my life on multiple occasions. I’ve gotten lost in the mall, roaming store after store until I don’t remember where I started. I’ve lost my mom in the grocery store. I’ve lost my car in the parking lot and spent 20 minutes trying to […]
by Marisa DelFarno ’18 The land is vacant like the beach’s shore at dawn. The tires of my car tilt towards the cobblestone driveway, and convulse over the uneven jagged surface. Acorns, twigs, and wayward leaves layer the glittery cobblestone. As I zigzag my way up the driveway, a Japanese red maple tree appears, […]
by Connor Zimmerman ’20 Sinking into my couch, I begin to close my eyes. The sweet aromas of baking cookies travel around the house and begin to make me tired. I let out a long yawn, when suddenly my phone begins to buzz. I grab my phone lazily and look at it. Several texts pop […]
by Marelle Hipolito ’21 pebbles: are in the ocean. they stay in the background. give all their life to the surrounding ocean, and there is nothing; nothing left for them to uphold. everything to love about them: gone. Unless, of course, they are for the ocean. They are beautiful when wet, with the ocean […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Ho Ho No Dear Scrooge, Why don’t MORE people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving??? Christmas is the best and most magical time of the year, and honestly I would decorate for Christmas all year long if people wouldn’t think it was […]
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