by The Cowl Editor on November 1, 2019

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Features

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Exam Cheat Sheet

The Gettysburg Address

Dante’s Inferno

My TikTok username

A portrait of Father Sicard

My social security number

A map to El Chapo’s treasure

Another pumpkin

A tasteful nude

The torch

The bike lane…RIP

Coach Cooley

Dot and Fran

Paul Rudd

All the productive things I’ve done (nothing—including carving  a pumpkin) 

My dignity (I don’t know what that looks like)

The Portfolio staff in the style of Da Vinci’s Last Supper