November 17, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I have no idea what a cowl is. Can you please tell me? Confused, A Boogie Wit a Cowl   Dear Boogie Wit,  A cowl is the newspaper you are currently holding to read this. I…

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Listomania: New Milkshake Flavors for McPhails

    The blood of my enemies Ice Only toppings Sour Patch Kids White Claw Apple cider Pumpkin spice Mystery 😉 Ray leftovers Jungle juice Mint Juul pods McPhail’s popcorn Chicken nugget (broccoli topping option) Four Loko Tide Pod Insomnia Cookie A…

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Friartire: The Beast is Stirring

    By Lil Wit ’21 It’s getting to that time of the year. The leaves are slowly falling, just like students’ spirits because midterms are on the horizon.    Studies show that students dread midterm week for several reasons. For one,…

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  • Features | Oct.10, 2019

    Two Writers, One Line: “I walked into the house and that’s when I saw it”

      Two Writers, One Line: “I walked into the house and that’s when I saw it.”   Electrifying But Calm by Grace O’Connor ’22 I walked into the house and that’s when I saw it Her long,…

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  • Features | Oct.03, 2019

    Portfolio Alumni Submissions: What does PC mean to You?

    this place, it felt by Ariana Pasquantonio ’16 Alumna Portfolio Staff like dripping in sun on the lawn, warm bricks, like a top-bunk firework fever dream splitting through closed eyelids, just light and shadows, neat lines on canvas.   We…

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  • Features | Oct.03, 2019

    Friartire: DormWars AQuties vs Suities

    by Sally Satirist ’20 As the warm darty season passes into a chilly autumn, residence halls prepare for another annual showdown. While Eaton St. remains a monument to late night life, dorms have been recently rising in Friday and Saturday…

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  • Features | Oct.03, 2019

    Listomania: Suggestion for Next Year’s Late Night Madness performer

    Amateur Slam Poets  Friar Dom and Huxley  The Return of DJ Diesel  Self-Help motivational speaker  A hologram of The Beatles Elton John  The Naticks Adam Hanna Fr. Shanley playing the Kazoo  A professional didgeridoo-er Open mic night  A man playing…

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  • Features | Oct.03, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I got a Hydroflask as a gift and now people are bullying me in class. Please help.  Woefully, #Vscoboy    Dear #, The best way to break a new trend that everyone bandwagons on or wishes…

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  • Features | Sep.26, 2019

    Listomania: Things I Thought I Would Have Done By Now

    Written my memoir Gone to class Proposed my thesis Gotten out of bed Applied to graduate school Taken the LSAT Declared my major Been to Slavin 108 Learned how to make toast Seen any Quentin Tarantino movie Done laundry Called…

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  • Features | Sep.26, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, It’s been a quiet week on campus. Almost too quiet. Do either of you know what is going on? Sincerely, Increasingly Alarmed   Dear Al, There are some things they don’t teach you in Civ. Don’t…

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