June 22, 2018

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Mar.01, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your essential items for spring break traveling?  I’m trying to figure out what to bring and could use advice from seasoned veterans like you. Sincerely, Potential Packer   Dear Potential Packer, I have multiple…

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  • Features | Mar.01, 2018

    Listomania: Places We Wouldn’t Want To Study Abroad

    Mordor Fennell Hall Siberia Shelby, Ohio Chad Brown Street Victor Spoils 15 Yemen Road, Yemen Turkmenistan Purgatory Our Parents’ Basement Bella Thorne’s House Villanova University North Korea The White House

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience)   Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of…

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

    Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My girlfriend wants to go out for nice dinner on Valentine’s Day, but I’m set on going to the PC vs. Villanova game.  She’s not really a fan of basketball.  How should I bring up this…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

    Baked Alaska Anthrax Feral Cats Raw Chicken A Picture of Their New Partner A Guide to Shaving Your Legs Old Clothes Molotov Cocktails Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship Breath Mints…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Three Line Third Wheel Stories

      His voice is all I can hear, And she calls him “dear.” Can I please just disappear? —Marisa DelFarno ’18   Walking out of my dorm, my two friends see me and invite me to come to the dining…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Celebrity Tinder Profiles

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve been invited to two Super Bowl parties this year, one by some friends who are Patriots fans, and another by some friends who are Eagles fans.  Which one should I go to, and how do…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Listomania: People We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl

    DJ Diesel The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oprah Six Gents Garry “Jerry”/“Larry”/“Lenny” Gergich Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Beethoven Vanilla Ice Psy “Pants on the Ground” Guy Sophia Grace and Rosie “Apparently” Boy Willow Smith Phineas and Ferb

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