April 22, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I am alone on Valentine’s Day as per usual. What should I do to treat myself on this very special holiday? Woefully, Lonely Luke   Dearest Lonely Luke, I remember my first lonely Valentine’s Day like…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    Listomania: Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Crush

    I Googled how to slow dance You smell different when you’re awake You remind me of (insert family member here) We would make cute kids together You look better than usual I love you (#thankunext) I get sweaty when I…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    What Does ___________ Mean?: The Roving Love Dictionary

    What Does ___________ Mean?: The Roving Love Dictionary What does Love mean to you? Love is seeing past the cracks, the missing acts, and the backbreaking tax of loving someone else. You don’t fall in love, you choose to love.…

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  • Features | Feb.14, 2019

    Valentine’s Day Cutouts

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2019

    Listomania: Things that make me sad

    Ray The fact that I have to figure out what PC Cash is My diminishing PC Prints balance Broken elevators The laundry room being on the ground floor Shoeboxes (aka Aquinas doubles) Lack of insulation in windows Communal bathrooms Physics…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl Do you believe in climate change? I keep trying to convince my friends that it is real, but they won’t listen. How else can it go from freezing in a Polar Vortex to feeling like I…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Writer’s Block: “I swore to myself that this would be the last time…”

    TWO WRITERS, ONE LINE: “I swore to myself that this would be the last time… The Last One By Erin Lucey ’20 Dan I swore to myself that this would be the last time. But as I…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Listomania: Essentials for Super Bowl Sunday

    An extra TV if you smash yours First aid kit Lucky underwear A pound of buffalo wings to stress eat Extra pants in case of an emergency Liquids to hydrate Water bottles to pee in during overtime My autograph from…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Lately, I have been just so tired and stressed after class that I’ve been sleeping the whole day away. Do you have any tips on how to relax after a long day of classes without going…

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  • Features | Jan.24, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, It has been two weeks since I have come back to school, and everything in my apartment is already broken. My dishwasher has turned my kitchen into Noah’s Ark, the lights keep flickering, and my fridge…

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