July 24, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Apr.12, 2018

    Listomania: Life Lessons Learned From DWC

    How to Sneak Out of Class to Get Starbucks How to Make Up for Not Participating How to Avoid Getting Called On How to Scan Sparknotes/Shmoop 10 Minutes Before Seminar How to Bullshit How to Not Read and Still Pass…

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  • Features | Mar.15, 2018

    Tiff & Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I have a housing crisis.  One of my friends wants to live with me next year, but I don’t want to live with them.  How do I break this to them without ruining the friendship? Sincerely,…

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  • Features | Mar.15, 2018

    Listomania: Reactions to Our Midterm Grades

    Screaming into the Void Begging Our Professors for Mercy Throwing Our Laptops out the Window Burning Our Textbooks Transferring Changing Our Majors Entering the Witness Protection Program Opening a Café in Mexico Eating Donuts Planning Our Own Funerals Getting Massages…

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  • Features | Mar.01, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What are your essential items for spring break traveling?  I’m trying to figure out what to bring and could use advice from seasoned veterans like you. Sincerely, Potential Packer   Dear Potential Packer, I have multiple…

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  • Features | Mar.01, 2018

    Listomania: Places We Wouldn’t Want To Study Abroad

    Mordor Fennell Hall Siberia Shelby, Ohio Chad Brown Street Victor Spoils 15 Yemen Road, Yemen Turkmenistan Purgatory Our Parents’ Basement Bella Thorne’s House Villanova University North Korea The White House

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do professors make us print so much? I shouldn’t be out of PC Prints before midterms! Sincerely, Low on Ink (and Patience)   Dear Low on Ink, Here’s a tip: just don’t print any of…

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  • Features | Feb.15, 2018

    Listomania: Sports We Wish Were Held At The Winter Olympics

    Jacuzzi Diving Hibernating Ice Cream Scooping Snowman Building Dog Sledding Busting My Ass On Icy Sidewalks Hot Chocolate Drinking Layering Clothes Shoveling Ice Fishing Brushing Snow Off Of Your Car Cutting Out Paper Snowflakes Ice Sculpting Karaoke

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, My girlfriend wants to go out for nice dinner on Valentine’s Day, but I’m set on going to the PC vs. Villanova game.  She’s not really a fan of basketball.  How should I bring up this…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Listomania: Things Our Exes Have Sent Us For Valentine’s Day

    Baked Alaska Anthrax Feral Cats Raw Chicken A Picture of Their New Partner A Guide to Shaving Your Legs Old Clothes Molotov Cocktails Star Wars: The Phantom Menace on Blu-Ray A Manuscript of a Novel About the Relationship Breath Mints…

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  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Three Line Third Wheel Stories

      His voice is all I can hear, And she calls him “dear.” Can I please just disappear? —Marisa DelFarno ’18   Walking out of my dorm, my two friends see me and invite me to come to the dining…

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