January 19, 2019

Posts from "Christmas"

  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    The Gift

      by Connor Zimmerman ’20 It must be perfect, It cannot be any ordinary object. It must make her smile, laugh, and cry. It should be the apple of her eye. Browsing through the stores, The clock is ticking, and…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    A Friartown Christmas Story

    by Jay Willett ’20 You don’t have to attend Providence College to know the spirit and energy that comes with every winter season. Frigid winds tear apart my lips, and make me cough and sputter on my own breath. No…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Red and Green

    by Marelle Hipolito ’21 red. green. green, red. what was once alive is now dead red. green. green, red. all because of something that should’ve been left unsaid him, and his little bitta whiskey me, and my now little brittle…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Listomania: Christmas Gifts for Your Haters

    A Snowball-ed House Blockbuster/Borders Gift Certificates The Torch (as a Plushie, a Keychain, a Decal…You Name It) Figgy Pudding Fruitcake Feral Cats A Bag of Flaming Poop A Restraining Order Spray-On Hair Re-Gifted Presents A Gym Membership A…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Tiff and Earl

    Making PC an emotionally stable place one letter at a time…* Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I survive the Hunger Games-style battle for study spaces this finals week? Sincerely, The Tribute of District McVinney     Dear Tribute, Ha…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

      Dear Tiff and Earl, What is the proper etiquette when there are potentially-suspicious activities going on in the shower stall next to me? Sincerely, Not So Squeaky Clean   Dear Not So Squeaky Clean, Ummmm, what? What, I mean,…

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  • Features | Nov.30, 2017

    Listomania: Best Ways to Increase Your Holiday Weight Gain

    Consume all the Soft Serve in Ray Binge-Watch Netflix* Go Black Friday Shopping on a Scooter Visit a Chocolate Buffet Marry a Haven Brother Boycott the Gym Listen to Justin Bieber…or Chris Brown Procrastinate, With Subsequent All-Nighters Kälteen Bars Door-to-Door…

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  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why do people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving? Sincerely, Ho Ho No   Dear Scrooge, Why don’t MORE people decorate for Christmas before Thanksgiving??? Christmas is the best and most magical time of the year, and…

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  • Features | Nov.16, 2017

    Listomania: Things We’re Thankful For This Year

    Roommates Traffic on I-95 Doors Getting Slammed in Our Faces RIPTA Schedules The End of Prohibition Low-Profit Bookstore Buybacks Morning Mail Not Having Screens on Dorm Windows Friar Dom’s Terrifying Mouth PC Squirrels Joe Biden’s Book Tour Communal Bathrooms North…

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  • Features | Nov.09, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I prepare for an impending thunderstorm? Sincerely, Raindrops Keep Fallin’ On My Head   Dear Raindrops on My Head, Is this an emotional thunderstorm or a real thunderstorm? Because the two are vastly different,…

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