May 21, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.08, 2018

    Celebrity Tinder Profiles

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve been invited to two Super Bowl parties this year, one by some friends who are Patriots fans, and another by some friends who are Eagles fans.  Which one should I go to, and how do…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2018

    Listomania: People We Wish Performed at the Super Bowl

    DJ Diesel The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Oprah Six Gents Garry “Jerry”/“Larry”/“Lenny” Gergich Kim Kardashian and Kanye West Beethoven Vanilla Ice Psy “Pants on the Ground” Guy Sophia Grace and Rosie “Apparently” Boy Willow Smith Phineas and Ferb

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  • Features | Jan.25, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Where do I go now that Alumni Hall is closed on Sunday nights? I have no desire to kill myself on Guzman Stairs while trying to get to Eaton Street Café. Sincerely, “Hangry”   Dear Hangry,…

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  • Features | Jan.25, 2018

    Listomania: Resolutions We’ve Already Broken

    Going to the Gym Being a Nice Person Staying Within My Dunkin’ Budget Not Binging Game of Thrones Going to Ray More Often Quitting My Horrible Job Showing Up to My 8:30 a.m. Class Destroying Philosophy Not Watching Cat Videos…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2018

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I have a real problem here.  I am really interested in having a relationship, but I can never tell when members of the opposite sex are flirting with me.  Are there any signs or signals you…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2018

    Listomania: Things We Didn’t Want To Do Over Break, But Did

    Got Rabies Shots Ate Fruitcake Shoveled Snow Worked Wore Pajamas for 48 hours straight Applied to Law School Existed Looked at Final Grades Got Stranded in an Airport, Twice Wrote a Thesis Answered Family Questions About Our Five-Year Plans Looked…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    The Grinch

    by Madison Stevens ’19 There is blood everywhere. That’s all I am aware of at this point—wet, metallic-smelling blood. On the operating room floor, on gauze packs, on me. I survived my twelfth day at Saint Mary’s Hospital in Austin.…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Letters to Santa

    Dear Santa, How is Rudolph doing? I hope good. Is it cold? It’s cold here, but I have a blanket and sweater. My Grammy made it for me. Does Rudolph have a Grammy? Who makes him sweaters? And cookies? And gives…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2017

    Two Writers, One Line

    “This Christmas was shaping up to be the one ever…” by Marisa DelFarno ’18 This Christmas was shaping up to be the best one ever! Actually, no. That’s a lie. This Christmas marks another year where Natalie and her sister, Sara,…

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