September 30, 2020

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Feb.08, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl Do you believe in climate change? I keep trying to convince my friends that it is real, but they won’t listen. How else can it go from freezing in a Polar Vortex to feeling like I…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Writer’s Block: “I swore to myself that this would be the last time…”

    TWO WRITERS, ONE LINE: “I swore to myself that this would be the last time… The Last One By Erin Lucey ’20 Dan I swore to myself that this would be the last time. But as I…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Listomania: Essentials for Super Bowl Sunday

    An extra TV if you smash yours First aid kit Lucky underwear A pound of buffalo wings to stress eat Extra pants in case of an emergency Liquids to hydrate Water bottles to pee in during overtime My autograph from…

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  • Features | Feb.01, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Lately, I have been just so tired and stressed after class that I’ve been sleeping the whole day away. Do you have any tips on how to relax after a long day of classes without going…

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  • Features | Jan.24, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, It has been two weeks since I have come back to school, and everything in my apartment is already broken. My dishwasher has turned my kitchen into Noah’s Ark, the lights keep flickering, and my fridge…

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  • Features | Jan.24, 2019

    Listomania: Most Awkward Small Talk

    “How is your family?” -My Boss “Good to see you.” -Someone I‘ve never seen before “What classes are you taking?” – All of my professors “Where are you living?” -My next-door neighbor “Abroad changed my life.” -Everyone who studied abroad…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2019

    Listomania: Reasons Why My Bank Account is Empty

    Late night McDanks trips Renting textbooks for spring semester Tijuana, baby That gym membership I still haven‘t used Had to convert money to PC Cash Stocked up on Costco’s 27 lb Mac & Cheese Storage Buckets Getting “Mo Bamba” on…

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  • Features | Jan.18, 2019

    Tiff and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, I’m getting a new transfer roommate this semester and I’m worried. My last one always made shrieking noises at night due to his night terrors, and I could never sleep. Do you have any advice on…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Fast Fiction: What is the True Meaning of Christmas?

    Celebrating together and never alone. by Sam Pellman ’20   This ugly year is over, Christmas oncoming. by Sam Ward ’21   Playing in the snow at 21 years old. by Dawyn Henriquez ’19     Children experiencing the magic…

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  • Christmas | Dec.08, 2018

    Letters to Santa

    Dear Santa, I already talked to one of your helpers (I’m old enough to know he’s not the real deal) but I thought I’d write you a note just in case he forgets to tell you. This Christmas, surprisingly, I…

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