January 16, 2019

Posts from "Features"

  • Features | Nov.02, 2017

    Listomania: Civ Colloquia We Wish Were Offered

    Naptime Through the Ages Historical Accuracy of Game of Thrones The Science of Chicken McNuggets The Study of the Torch Raunchy Greek Art Development of Eastern Civilization The Rise of Dunkin’ Donuts History of Dentistry Pets in the Ancient World…

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  • Features | Oct.26, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, What is and isn’t acceptable to wear as a Halloween costume here at PC? Sincerely, In Need Of Candy   Dear In Need of Candy, Your question is tricky, but the answer is a real treat.…

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  • Features | Oct.26, 2017

    Listomania: Worst “Candy” You Can Receive For Halloween

    A Rock A Pocket Dictionary An Orange A Box of Raisins Airplane Peanuts Nothing, they wouldn’t open the door A Toothbrush Stale Starburst Cough Drops A Head of Cabbage Last Halloween’s Candy Knock-off Tootsie Rolls Fig Newtons Nature Valley Granola…

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  • Features | Oct.19, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Is it proper for women to be learned? Sincerely, Sir Clement Pickleton VII   No. Stay as undereducated as possible. No education = no job = a great excuse for a guy to pay for all…

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  • Features | Oct.19, 2017

    Listomania: Ways to Recover from Midterms*

    Shopping Spree (i.e. a bottle of wine and Amazon Prime) Dip in the Koi Pond Eat Donuts Bungee Jump Off of the Torch Start Studying for Finals Prescription Drugs Drop Out Binge the Show Leaving Netflix Next Week Look at…

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  • Features | Oct.19, 2017

    Gillian Flynn and Stephen King Walk Into the Home Invasion

    by Julia Zygiel ’19 and Kiley McMahon ’20   Blood coats the floors, a trail of it leading out the door to the driveway. Stephen King: “So… this is why you called me here?” Gillian Flynn: “Stephen, there is no…

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  • Features | Oct.05, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, Why is Ruane Café NOT open on weekends?  I find this a terrible and grave injustice.  How can I live without my nightly Allie’s Donut and caramel macchiato? Sincerely, Weekdays Are For Losers​   Dear Weekends…

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  • Features | Oct.05, 2017

    Listomania: Things Our Professors Say

    “We have to talk about the hot poker up the butt.” “Legit. Wait, do kids still say that?” “It did NOT involve penetration!” “Stop being high and contribute to the conversation.” “Yes, these people are naked.” “I’m sorry, I didn’t…

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  • Features | Sep.28, 2017

    Tiffany and Earl

    Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I treat the feral cats that live under my porch?  They have conjunctivitis. Sincerely, Paige “Peach” Calabrese   Dear Paige, Adopt one as a pet! Duh! I am not entirely sure what conjunctivitis is,…

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  • Features | Sep.28, 2017

    Listomania: Weirdest Texts Sent to Librarians

    “Can you tell that loud table to shut up?” “Wanna hang out later? 😉 ” “Can you read this book to me?” “Is it chicken nugget day yet?” “We need to talk.” “Are we still on for breakfast?” “Can you comment…

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