Listomania: Things You Shouldn’t Say to Your Crush

by The Cowl Editor on February 14, 2019


I Googled how to slow dance

You smell different when you’re awake

You remind me of (insert family member here)

We would make cute kids together

You look better than usual

I love you (#thankunext)

I get sweaty when I look at you

Have you put on weight?

I liked your pictures online better

My other personalities and I think you’re cute

My mom said I should talk to you

I think we are cousins

I accidentally swiped right

I knew you were the one from the moment I heard your voice on Xbox live