Amateur Slam Poets Friar Dom and Huxley The Return of DJ Diesel Self-Help motivational speaker A hologram of The Beatles Elton John The Naticks Adam Hanna Fr. Shanley playing the Kazoo A professional didgeridoo-er Open mic night A man playing the guitar with his toes Maintenance Mike Vsco girls saying “sksksksksksksk” James Charles Tupac (he […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I got a Hydroflask as a gift and now people are bullying me in class. Please help. Woefully, #Vscoboy Dear #, The best way to break a new trend that everyone bandwagons on or wishes they could bandwagon on is to start a new trend. Usually people like to go […]
Written my memoir Gone to class Proposed my thesis Gotten out of bed Applied to graduate school Taken the LSAT Declared my major Been to Slavin 108 Learned how to make toast Seen any Quentin Tarantino movie Done laundry Called my parents Gotten a job Joined a club Finished Civ Picked up my books from […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, It’s been a quiet week on campus. Almost too quiet. Do either of you know what is going on? Sincerely, Increasingly Alarmed Dear Al, There are some things they don’t teach you in Civ. Don’t look for answers because there aren’t any. You’ll understand when you’re older. Watch your back, […]
GoFor Inc. Redbubble artist Catfishing old men Charging electric scooters Uber or lyft driver Participating in a psych study Professional Ray date Selling your hair Donating your Find your Nemo fish to science Uploading feet pics Cutting Fr. Shanley’s grass Selling McPhail’s popcorn on Eaton Street Selling your parking pass Life coach Selling stolen Cowls […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, How do I get onto the show Caught in Providence? My parents are big fans and I want to make them proud. Looking to get caught, Caprio’s Number 1 Fan Dear CN1F, If you want to get Caprio’s attention and make your parents proud, you have to do something creative […]
Dorms A torch A scooter lane More hot dog carts An Insomnia Cookie Nitro Cart drive-thru More parking spaces Trees A canal for Waterfire A slip n’ slide Designated Uber pick up spot Designated vaping zone White Claw garden Designated darty zone An amusement park train Mental/emotional breakdown lane
Dear Tiff and Earl, My roommate went to find the tunnels and I haven’t seen him in a week. What should I do? Sincerely, Only Slightly Concerned Dear Only Slightly Concerned, Here’s something they don’t tell you in orientation: Yes, you’re technically not supposed to know about the tunnels but that’s because there’s a […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve barely been on campus a week and I’m already feeling homesick. How can I make PC feel like home? Sincerely, Flown the Coop Hi Flown the Coop, Moving into college is a big transition, but there are a few things you can do to make campus feel more like […]
I love “Body” by Loud Luxury There’s so much to do here besides drinking Top or Bottom? Friar Family We are going to do an icebreaker Ray just makes you get creative There’s more to PC than Eaton Street Say a fun fact about yourself Where’s your texting buddy? It’s not a forced quad but […]