My mozz sticks got cold. Um, I’m kind of…stuck. In the flame. My syllabus says that Tuesday is a Monday schedule. I called Fix-It two months ago and they still haven’t come. A squirrel jumped out of a trash can just to stare at me. My professor just said “semester-long group projects.” I saw Friar […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, What should I do to make this semester my best one yet? Sincerely, Thirsty for Knowledge Dear Thirsty for Knowledge, Buy all your textbooks, binders, and Five Star notebooks from the bookstore for all your classes. Organize your desk real nice with a Providence College calendar, pens and pencils, and […]
Driving Five Hours to See College Friends Broken AC Units Paying to Park at the Beach Sharing the Car with Your Siblings Spending All of Your Free Time with Your Parents Working 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. for Minimum Wage Seeing Everyone You Tried to Avoid in High School Having Different Days Off Than Your […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, I only have $10 left on my card; how do I make it through finals week without starving? Sincerely, Will Do Things For Money Dear Penniless Person, You starve. I know that’s tough to hear, but that may be what you have to do!! Because if you’re anything like me, […]
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Dear Tiff and Earl, I don’t have any grad schools or job prospects lined up. What do I do? Sincerely, Failing At Life Dear Failing At Life, Lol. And you think I do? I decided that all I want in life is a Range Rover, the ability to send my kids to a very […]
Look at the Torch Adopt a Goldfish Make a Fort Out of Our Books Clear Out Our Netflix Watchlists Contemplate Mortality Remember How Easy We Had It As Freshmen Clean Our Rooms Watch Dog Videos Dump Bugs in Ray Food Go Outside…For Fun Watch Bella Thorne Movies Read The Cowl Obsess About Our Nonexistent Futures […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, What’s your opinion on breakfast for dinner? Sincerely, Green Eggs and Ham Dear Green Eggs and Ham, I am a huge fan of brunch all day, any day, at any time of day, so long as that includes bottomless mimosas. I guess then that puts me in the category of […]
Go in the Friar Dom Costume Cry Ride the RIPTA Have Your Parents Email About it Extort Your Roommate For a Ticket FaceTime Someone at the Concert Put on Your Own Concert Listen to the Walmart Yodeling Kid Remix on Repeat Pretend to Be a Backup Dancer Order Chinese and Watch a Movie Eat Italian […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, Who is your celebrity crush? Sincerely, BuzzFeed Dear BuzzFeed, This one’s a no-brainer: local Providence College celeb Adam Hanna. I stroll on down to the Met every chance I get in hopes that his transcendent eyes will finally meet mine. Each and every night I drift off to sleep while […]