March 20, 2023
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Things to hide from my parents before they visit My extensive stash of alcohol My Urban Outfitters corset My credit card statement My unopened textbooks My shot glasses My “White Lies” T-shirt My bowl The 100s of opened tabs on my laptop My significant other’s sweatshirts (they think I’m single) My significant other
Worst Darty Themes Groutfit America (during the second week of September) Boston Tea Darty Beach Denim Neon Tight ’n Bright Blackout Whiteout Decades
Dear Tiff and Earl, I’ve been training really hard, attempting to beat Dean Sears in the Friar 5K. Any advice to crush the best runner at PC in his own race? Sincerely, Future Marathon Runner Yo Future Marathon Runner, If you want to beat Dean Sears in the Friar 5K, you have to start adding […]
Worst Places To Show Your Parents On Parents Weekend Ray Guz Eaton Street Communal bathrooms Chad Brown Street Where I failed my civ final Radcliffe Avenue Foxy Lady The middle of the flame where the pee sits Suites Any freshman male’s dorm
Dear Tiff and Earl, I just got my first Civ paper prompt, and to say I’m freaking out is an understatement. I haven’t done any of the readings for this class yet and I only have a couple of days until the paper is due. Any advice? Sincerely, Major Procrastinator Hey Major Procrastinator, Like you, […]
Dear Tiff and Earl, The first (official) darty of the semester is coming up, and my roommate and I still haven’t managed to find a solid friend group to accompany us. Any advice for quickly making friends so that we can live out our darty dreams? Sincerely, Future Darty Crasher Dear FDC, If you really […]
Worst Things To Hear During Syllabus Week “We’ll start class today with a quiz/pop quiz” “I don’t like to give out As” “Okay class, let’s take out the reading!” “No unexcused absences” “We won’t have breaks during class” (it’s a marathon class) “The final for this class will count for over half of your grade” […]
Turn off the Lights By Kaelin Ferland ’23 It seems like I am constantly reminding my roommates to turn off the lights. I probably get on their nerves, but it’s one of the easiest things that we can do to help the environment, as 19 percent of energy consumed globally is used for lighting. Many […]
Artists We Should’ve Had For Spring Concert Pitbull The Rock Will Smith (ft. Chris Rock) Machine Gun Kelly Frank Sinatra (hologram version) Macklemore Doja Cat Kanye West (featuring Skeet) Travis Scott Dr. Taylor Swift Shawn Mendes (post breakup tour?) Rihanna (post hiatus tour?) Ed Sheeran My Chemical Romance Big Time Rush (without Dixie D’Amelio) (sans […]
by Caitlin Bartley ’24 I like to imagine that the world was drawn in pencil, my body an illustration on a canvas. Just think of all the things I could fix, stretch marks on my thighs erased like crooked lines on geometry homework, coffee stains on my teeth erased like dirty smudges on clean parchment. […]